Eric, my younger brother, his friends and I recently went to see the Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin county fair.
We arrived just in time...
The Ugly Purebred Contestants

Notice that this Chinese Crested has no hair and his tongue sticking out?

One of the Ugly Mutt contestants--his teeth were awesome!

Our Ugly Dog 2010 Winner! Princess Abby!

The winner! (photo from Internet)

Purebred contestant named Icky with his owner

Icky getting lovin'

Third-place Ugly Mutt Winner (It's a Mexican Hairless)

Eric eating a turkey drumstick...
Squash art

Potato Art
And that, my friends, is how you enjoy a fair!!!!